Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Fast and the Clueless

Sept 12, 2012
Best Things I Heard In The Hallways Today- Edition 6

Bro 1 - “I like to live my life a quarter mile at a time.”
Bro 2 -  “Sure thing Vin, you drive like a ’94 Honda.”
Bro 1 - “ Whatevs man, not all our parents buy them a car.”
Bro 2  - “No, that’s not the point, I… you… do you even get the quarter mile reference.”
Bro 1 - “ Yeah, it’s cause running the mile sucks, nobody wants to run that far.”
Bro 2 -  “dude, you’re a lost cause.”

"OH MY ***, THAT’S NOT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY, IT’S JUST SOME BUZZ PHRASE SOMEONE SAID ONCE. LOOK IT UP, YOU WONT FIND THAT IN WEBSTERS OR MERRIAM OR WHAT’S ITS F***." (Author’s Note, heavily, Heavily edited)

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