Friday, September 14, 2012

Alright, so she's married, but is she happily married?

Sept 14, 2012
Best Things I Heard In The Hallways Today- Edition 7

"You don’t even know bro, I’m in high demand at our complex. Plus 9 out of 10 dentists recommend me… and the other one is addicted to nitrous, so we can’t really trust him anyway."
(kid doing pushups and chanting every time he comes up) I will not hit on my roommate’s little sister, (down and back up) or big sister, (down and back up) or mom (repeat)

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