Sept 7, 2012
Best Things I Heard In The Hallways Today- Edition 4
(I'm working on a new acronymn, DARPA churns them out all the time, it can't be that hard)
Bro 1- “High five for breast cancer” *raises hand
Me- *high five, “wait, are we high fiving for cancer, or for cancer awareness?”
Bro 1- yeah, right on man
Me- ….?? *hand-sanitizer
(Girl's haven't been getting much love in these, I'm almost positive it's not because they say less stupid things, but mostly because they don't talk so loud)
(I'm working on a new acronymn, DARPA churns them out all the time, it can't be that hard)
Bro 1- “High five for breast cancer” *raises hand
Me- *high five, “wait, are we high fiving for cancer, or for cancer awareness?”
Bro 1- yeah, right on man
Me- ….?? *hand-sanitizer
(Girl's haven't been getting much love in these, I'm almost positive it's not because they say less stupid things, but mostly because they don't talk so loud)
Girl 1- *singing Toto’s Africa
Girl 2- did you just say “I guess it rains down in Africa?”
Girl 1- yeah, those are the words, aren’t they?
Girl 2- I’m pretty sure it’s “I kiss the rains down in Africa.”
Girl 1- You can’t kiss rains, that doesn’t make any sense.
Girl 2- Yes you can, Taylor Swift sings about it in half her songs.
Girl 1- That’s kissing in the rain, not the same thing.
Girl 2- I love Taylor Swift.
Girl 1- Me too!!
(Author’s Note, they’re both wrong, “I bless the rains down in Africa”)
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